if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
hooray for the ladies
who are using their fame
to get shit done
(not intended to be a complete list)
I am waiting for more of these two dorks, and I will wait till the day I die for them together.
White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.
If our country is gonna be like this, I’m in!
#ImWithHer
No matter how old you get, shitloads of giant balloons still rocks. Imagine seeing all that coming down over your head!
This is cute






